A few weeks ago my room mate off doing an "Boffer LARP". For those out there that aren't gamers, a Boffer LARP is a Live Action Role Play game in which you use foam weapons in which to do combat with.

Any way back to the story. While he was gone I got the great idea to try and scare the crap out of him, by putting the Blow-up doll I got him as a gag gift in his shower. So after he returned home tired from his weekend of murder and mayhem, all he wanted to do was take a shower and relax. So I was able to keep a straight face as he went to his room. A few minutes later I heard a "What the Fuck!!". Followed shortly by him leaving him room in order to attack me. I was unable to defend myself due to the uncontrollable laughter. After punching me in the shoulder a few times and a string of profanity. he returned to his room to retrieve the doll in order to put an end to her life. He then pulled an ax off the wall,(yes we do keep sharp weapons around the house as decoration and party favors) and put an end to the doll or did he? He forgot to throw the doll away so one day I'm sure the doll will return. When he least expects it.