I ran across this story the other day and had to post it here enjoy.
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," statement but followed it up with several remarks to the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995 in Tampa, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
Armstrong explained, "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. My friend hit a fly ball that landed in the front of his neighbor’s bedroom windows. My neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
Now before you go thinking I'm hearing wedding bells. Let me set you straight. What I'm talking about isn't the love of a person its the love of what I feel is the greatest piece of automotive technology in the world today. What is this wonder you ask well its call the Koenigsegg . And its not some Italian supercar, this one is Swedish. Thats right you heard me Swedish. It would be best to show you.
Now don't get me wrong I don't just love this car because of the supercharged V-8, that puts out 655 horsepower!! Even though that helps. Its the fact you can set up the car the way you want it. Like they said you can adjust the brakes, steering,and ride height. You can set the car to handle the way you like. To make the car a part of you. Now like the latter type of love this too eludes me. But at least with this I know what it takes to make this love achievable. $600,000.00 now they never said love was easy.
But Wait there is more. That car came out 2 years ago. Just look at my baby now!!!
806 horsepower!!!! be still my beating heart!!:) and I have heard that they a have fitted it with a rear spoiler to fix that loose rear end problem. Don't know if I'll ever be able to get one. But I'm damn sure going to try.
MIAMI, March 31 (UPI) -- Florida police have arrested a suspected carjacker who was foiled in his alleged attempt to steal a car by a book-swinging 6-year-old Miami girl.
Erick Fuentes, 34, was tracked down to Allapattah and arrested Friday on charges including kidnapping and battery stemming from the March 1 incident, The Miami Herald reported.
The Herald said Fuentes allegedly accosted Atheysha Diaz in her driveway and drove off in her car with her kids, 2-year-old Jose, and Briana Castillo, 6, buckled in the back seat. Briana didn't go quietly and began whacking the carjacker with her fists and a copy of "Sarah's Unicorn."
Rather than saying, "Don't make me stop this car," Fuentes pulled over a few blocks away and ordered feisty Briana and her little brother out of the vehicle. The car was found later crashed into a telephone pole.
The Herald said the story made national headlines, and television hostess Ellen DeGeneres presented the family with a new car on national television.
Because there is no wrong, there is no right and I sleep very well at night
GARDEN OF ALLAH
It was pretty big year for fashion a lousy year for rock and roll The people gave their blessing to crimes of passion It was a dark, dark night of the collective soul and I was somewhere out on Riverside by the El Royale Hotel When a stranger appeared in a cloud of smoke I thought I knew him all too well He said now that I have your attention I got something I wanna say You may not wanna hear it, I'm gonna tell it to you anyway You know I've always like you boy Cause you were not afraid of me Things are gonna get mighty rough here in Gomorrah-by-the-Sea
Ya said it's just like home It's so damn hot I can't stand it My fine seersucker suit is all soaking wet And the hills are burning and the wind is raging and the clock strikes midnight in the Garden of Allah In the Garden of Allah
Nice car Ah, I love those Bavarians so meticulous Y'know I remember when things were a lot more fun around here When good was good and evil was evil Before things got so fuzzy I was once a golden boy like you And I was summoned to the halls of power in the heavenly courts And I dined with the deities who looked upon me with favor, for my talents, my creativity and we sat beneath the palms in the warm afternoons and drank the wine With Fitzgerald and Huxley and they pawned the biting phrase from the tongues hot with blood and drained their pins of bitter ink Vainly reaching for the bottle full of empty Edens Branded especially for the ones who had come with great expectations to the perfumed halls of Allah, for their time in the sun
And we were stokin' the fires and oilin' up the machinery Until the Gods found out we had ideas of our own And war was coming and the Earth was shaking and there was no more ruin in the Garden of Allah
Today I made an appearance downtown I am an expert witness because I say I am And I said gentlemen, and I use that world loosely I will testify for you, I'm a gun for hire,I'm a saint, I'm a liar Because there are no facts, there is no truth Just data to be manipulated I can get you any result you like What's it worth to you? Because there is no wrong, there is no right And I sleep very well at night No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution Just people selling t-shirts Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus and winning, winning, winning
It was pretty big year for predators The marketplace was on a roll and the land of opportunity spawned a whole new breed of men without souls This year notoriety got all confused with fame and the devil is downhearted babe, cause there's nothing left for him to claim
He said it's just like home It's so low-down I can't stand it I guess my work around here has all been done
And the fruit is rotten, the serpent's eyes shine as he wraps around the vine, in the Garden of Allah in the Garden of Allah in the Garden of Allah
Ok I'm going to give posting on the blog a shot again. This time I going to talk about the return of spring. I love this time of year and not just because of the return of the warm weather but more so of the return of that most wonderful of Gods creations, the female sunbather. Truly a wonderful site to behold. Being the fact that I live in a college town helps in the finding of this wonderful sight. So everyone take advantage of this time a get out and enjoy the sunshine and Fresh air. Just remember its still a free country you can look but don't touch at least not with not with out permission.
