A few weeks ago my room mate off doing an "Boffer LARP". For those out there that aren't gamers, a Boffer LARP is a Live Action Role Play game in which you use foam weapons in which to do combat with.

Any way back to the story. While he was gone I got the great idea to try and scare the crap out of him, by putting the Blow-up doll I got him as a gag gift in his shower. So after he returned home tired from his weekend of murder and mayhem, all he wanted to do was take a shower and relax. So I was able to keep a straight face as he went to his room. A few minutes later I heard a "What the Fuck!!". Followed shortly by him leaving him room in order to attack me. I was unable to defend myself due to the uncontrollable laughter. After punching me in the shoulder a few times and a string of profanity. he returned to his room to retrieve the doll in order to put an end to her life. He then pulled an ax off the wall,(yes we do keep sharp weapons around the house as decoration and party favors) and put an end to the doll or did he? He forgot to throw the doll away so one day I'm sure the doll will return. When he least expects it.

This past Christmas I gave a few of my friends a couple of gag gifts. To my Roommate I gave him a Blow-up sex doll. You see he had been less than happy with his experience with the ladies of late. So being the good caring friend I am, I took full advantage of this to get a few cheap laughs. But as to make sure he didn't feel singled out I also got another friend of my a pair for fuzzy knee pads. They were called
pleasure pads, they had a picture of a young lady on her knees in front of a man unzipping his pants. Knowing she was a hard working Girl trying to get aHEAD in this world I thought she could use them.

I have gone on to pull another prank with that blow-up doll, but that story will wait till another post.

So I guess it's about time to get this blog thing started. I guess a good place to start was this past weekend VG and myself helped move a Friend of mine, Night Bug into her new apartment, with alot of help from her father. I mean man if you ask me her Dad showed me and VG up. We did get a lot of the heavy stuff like that acursed TV. When we get to her apartment VG falls to the ground and I"m sucking wind like nobody bussines. But her Dad kept right on trucking. He'd make a comment or 2 like, "yeah carry those things while walk up the stairs backwards can be a bit rough." Then he go back to get another load. So all I can say is MR.Night Bug Sr. my hats off to you.

But thats it for right now I try some more when I figure out some to wright about